Very Valuable marketing lessons

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's DIRECT MARKETING.

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
'He's very rich. Marry him!'
That's ADVERTISING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call her and say,
'Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's TELEMARKETING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You get up and straighten your tie.
You walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her. You pick up her bag after she drops it.
You offer her a ride and you say,
'By the way, I am very rich. Will you marry me?'
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
She walks up to you and says,
'You are very rich. Can you marry me?'
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK .

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me!'
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can say anything,
another person comes along and tells her,
'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's MARKET COMPETITION.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can say anything,
another person comes along and tells her,
'I am very rich. Marry me! And she follows him.
That's LOSING MARKET SHARE .

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You walk up to her and before you can say,
'I am very rich. Marry me!',
YOUR WIFE TURNS UP!
That's ENTRY BARRIER TO NEW MARKET.

你相信嗎?? (Do U believe??)

你可以找出這些照片有什麽特別嗎??

Can U find out what the special of these pictures????

你相信嗎?

Do U believe?
他是男的!!!!!!!!!!!!

The model is male!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thai Airline

她不是真人!! (This's not a photograph!!)

她不是人 这个美女不是人，

她只是一个被艺术家用画笔经过70个小时的涂抹，

一点一点勾勒出来的。

真难以让人相信，人类的绘画技术已经达到如此逼真的地步。

她不是数字图像，而是真正的美工技术。

艺术家Dru Blair 为我们展示了他惊人的美术技巧。

Just for laugh

Who says our English is teruk.?
Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc.........

English VS Maglish

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that.....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u jibxx....

我真的醉了(I'm really drunk)

Ready for love

This the song I'm like recently.

Artist: Kelly Sweet
Album: We Are One

Ready For Love
(click to play)

When love calls your name
And whispers you're the one
When all you've ever dreamed
Dances like stars around your heart
And finally I hold the chance
To give you all my love
So whats keeping me
Away from holding you I'm ready to believe
Be strong enough
Give everything I am
And trust in love
My arms long to reach for you
The way I feel I wish you knew
I'm ready now, I'm ready to believe
Ooh, I'm ready for love
Only once, you will find
A love that is so true
And the way I think of you
You can't imagine how beautiful it feels
I must find a way to speak
This secret I hold near
Its these words
You need to hear
I'm ready to believe
Be strong enough
Give everything I am
And trust in love
My arms long to reach for you
The way I feel I wish you knew
I'm ready now,
Im ready to believe
Ooh I know with you I could stay forever
Sailing into grace
Here all things are possible
There's no time or space
When I feel you near
I'm ready to believe
Be strong enough
Give everything I am
And trust in love
My arms long to reach for you
The way I feel I wish you knew
I'm ready now, I'm ready to believe
Ooh, ooh